I want to put a strain of obscenities right here.

So it’s Sunday morning and I’m try not to sob like a little bitch.

Crying

My ex. Well… last time I posted, we were going to have a date night. I could tell he wasn’t all there during the date, though, and I was pretty pissed about it. Turns out, he was preparing to drop a huge bomb on me.

Bomb gif

See, he was going to leave to work in Houston, TX. Two weeks on, two weeks off. We were hoping to use that two weeks off to rebuild our relationship. Well apparently Thursday, on his way to Louisville to see me, he got a call from his boss’ boss. He is being relocated, fully to Reno, Nevada… not on rotation. What does that mean? That means everything we had been talking about this semester was now up the creek with out a paddle.

Eat Pray Love gif

It may have been the way he approached it, but to me, this was probably some of the most heart breaking moments with him, that I’ve ever had. Because we are so tired of doing long distance. (We dated for about two years while he was at another University getting his degree.) Right now, he doesn’t want to try to “date”, and while I want to at this moment, I know its not a good idea. He says it can be 3 months, it can be a year, then they’ll relocate him somewhere else. (With the “possibility” it will be on rotation)

Dating gif

I’m going to miss him like crazy, guys, but even more so–I am so scared. He has been the person I’ve been the closest to for the last three years. I really don’t want to lose him so suddenly. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.Its even more worse because I’m the only one in the situation thats sad about it. How can he be? He’s starting a new adventure, his career. While I’m the debby downer being left behind.

allergic to jerks

I just have to tell myself this is like a blink of an eye. A year, even two, in the span of a lifetime is nothing. Its going to be okay. He and I will still talk. I’ll be crazy busy with my life (classes this year are going to be a B) and maybe at the end of the road, we’ll find a way to make it work. It might be like we’re paying the toll for our future happiness. Get through the hard years, and eventually it’ll get easier?

There, there

Sorry this ones a little longer/more depressing. I’ll try and find the spunk to make the next one crack you all up. Thank you for letting me open up to you about this, and I think it helped to see it in front of me. Now I’m either going to sleep my sorrows away, or watch Game of Thrones. I haven’t quite decided.

Akward

Try to have a good day everyone!


Quote of the Day:

Love it

(I’ll try and bare this in mind for a while.)

Ick. Just…ick.

Dating is overrated, guys.

Eyeroll

So I had a lot plans last night. I was going to get off work (an hour early) to get ready for a date. Then after that date, I had an ex boyfriend that I agreed could spend a few days at my apartment seeing as his flight leaves out of here on Sunday for his first big boy job.

Well my intentions were to have a blast on my date, then come back and probably fight with my ex. (He and I don’t see eye to eye on much.) Neither of that happened, though, surprisingly. Instead I was effectively “stood up” by my date.

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He claims his phone wasn’t working and that he was outside my apartment’s building for an hour waiting on me. While that is possible, there were many other smart options than just sitting around thinking I’d wander out. (Go find internet and facebook message me, for one. Its really not that difficult to find internet near a college campus.) Note that we hadn’t spoken at all that day, instead discussing the time and place the night before. To his credit–we’ve been out a couple times. If you stand a girl up, I’d think you’d do it the first time. Not the third.

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Feeling pretty dejected, but still looking smoking hot for a date, I decide to get lo mein for one and wait until my ex showed up. There soon after he arrives, and while awkward at first, becomes normal and comfortable. I was surprised. We spend a couple hours just talking, end up watching something on hulu, sharing my, by then cold, lo mein. He still slept on the couch. But still, no fights as of yet. (I’m not ruling out tonight though.)

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We have plans, after I get off work, to go get Wick’s pizza and check out the new movie the Neighbors. I have to say I’m really excited for it… Crossing my fingers it doesn’t turn sour. Wish me luck, guys! And have a great evening yourselves!


Quote of the day:

bad decisions

*Probably appropriate for today’s blog.

Death to Shaving and Dating

Hades Blow Up

Oooooh-ho-ho-ho, are you guys in for a treat. Not.

First and foremost, can I say I’ve added waging a war on Baby Oil Gel to my bucket list ?

Pinterest LIED to me. That crap about it being good for shaving is bull. Do not buy into it. Yes my legs are the softest they’ve been since pre-puberty but it murdered my razor AND I felt like I’d never been free of the greasy-oily feeling on my hands– and basically entire body. I felt like I was laced in petroleum, and just–NO guys, NO. It was traumatizing and infuriating all in one. (Speaking of shaving legs, check out this blog that will truly explain to you the horrors of lady-shaving in general.)

The exact brand and scent of the culprit that ruined my shower.

The exact brand and scent of the culprit that ruined my shower.

Secondly, dating multiple guys sucks. Its so much easier either being completely single, or dating someone monogamously. When you’re dating one-on-one, hey you don’t like him? Dump him. Get over it. But dating a few guys in non-committed style is like event planning. No one does what they’re supposed to and no ones happy. Right now I’m juggling my Thursday night and weekend, trying to coordinate outfits with dates so they’re not dirty for when I really want to wear it, and trying to figure out when I’m going to do my makeup between work and class and bleck. Just bleck.

Oh and might I mention its these dates as to why I even tried out the baby oil gel shaving method? Its all connected in a spiraling death trap. Dating and shaving = my enemies of the night.

Lilo

(Sorry for my “first world probs” moment, guys.)


Here’s what I know you’ve been waiting for. Daily quotes.

Lonely Quote

I picked this to remind you, and myself, being lonely doesn’t mean being alone. Choose the company you keep wisely, and also know that you are the greatest thing that will ever happen to you and treat yourself accordingly.

Have a wonderful night folks. And don’t buy Johnson products.